This is Not Going to End Well

I have no idea whether this is accurate. The report is from MSNBC News and sounds bizarre:

How can an airline pack 40 percent more passengers onto a plane, trim costs by 20 percent and lower airfares for its customers?

By offering “standing” seats.

Seriously.

China’s Spring Airlines, in an effort to handle a growing number of passengers, is considering selling standing-room tickets. A spokesperson said the carrier has been mulling the idea since the beginning of the year.

“The process of plane making is really long,” spokesman Zhang Wuan told CCTV. “We already ordered 14 new jets. But some of them will only be delivered next year. And you have to wait for at least 5 years to lease a plane, and it is also very expensive.”

“It’s just like bar stools,” he added. “The safety belt is the the most important thing. It will still be fastened around the waist.”

Spring could submit its plan to aviation regulators by the year’s end.

The private airline operates just 13 planes — not enough to cope with growing demand.

On the other hand, I’ve heard crazier ideas pushed in the name of efficiency. I’ve flown China Eastern (and many U.S. airlines) many times, so my standards are certainly not high. That being said, I think I would skip flying in a glorified cattle car.

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3 Responses to “This is Not Going to End Well”

  1. Allroads Says:

    Stan.

    I think this is a great idea… and I would encourage the addition of pistons inside the barstools for added fun on landings… with the occasional accidental ejection as so statistically insignificant that no check on piston pressure valves should ever be undertaken.

    R

  2. Hang Says:

    The report was on CCTV a few days ago. I think it is a bold and great idea. I am looking forward to seeing the plane. But I am wondering what they will do to protect the arses against rough landings? Hei …

  3. Stan Says:

    During a rough landing or other emergency, the standing position makes it much easier for passengers to bend over, put their head between their legs, and kiss their asses goodbye.